Posted 1 week ago / 2,106 notes / Via: whatshouldwecallme
When my mom reminds me again that I’m single

whatshouldwecallme:

Posted 1 week ago / 170 notes / Via: whatshouldbetchescallme
Spending time with your soul mate

whatshouldbetchescallme:

Some girls

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Me

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Posted 1 week ago / 140,106 notes / Via: banans13

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

Posted 1 week ago / 140,243 notes / Via: banans13

quitbeingsuchasourwolf:

rubberducklumps:

Ok so earthbenders can metal bend, waterbenders can blood bend, and firebenders can lighting bend. What special thing can an airbender do?

Sharknado

Posted 1 week ago / 623,342 notes / Via: ruinedchildhood

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

Posted 1 week ago / 36,620 notes / Via: ruinedchildhood

marauders4evr:

Friendly reminder that this

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and this

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took place less than a year apart.

Posted 1 week ago / 134,162 notes / Via: samsonthepirate

you-are-the-loser:

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

Holy SHIT

Posted 1 week ago / 460,514 notes / Via: nerdgasm-maximus

nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

Posted 1 week ago / 296,281 notes / Via: the-tardis-is-superlocked

(Source: neonjungleworld)

Posted 1 week ago / 69,951 notes #irl friends / Via: ruinedchildhood

Posted 1 week ago / 251,506 notes / Via: samsonthepirate

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

(Source: awwww-cute)

Posted 1 week ago / 25,765 notes / Via: vag-blasterr

I love these two!

(Source: tittyanamaslany)

Posted 1 week ago / 111,933 notes #reblog for reference / Via: samsonthepirate

shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"
Posted 1 week ago / 20 notes / Via: daily-meme

daily-meme:

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daily-meme:

How English Has Changed
http://daily-meme.tumblr.com/

Posted 1 week ago / 74,459 notes / Via: dutchster

surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

image

(Source: surprisebitch)


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